If I Were A Psychologist

If I were a psychologist, I'd want to conduct a couple of studies.

First of all, do the socks you wear describe your personalities??
Do morbid, depressed people always wear black socks with no other colours or patterns on it?
Do happy, cheerful people wear colourful ones?
Do people who are young at heart wear those with silly cartoon characters on it?
What about people who lead a life that is restricted and uniformed, do they sometimes wear gaudy, colorful socks as a form of rebellion against all that uniform?
I think socks would tell me a lot about a person.

And second, how do we choose where to sit on the bus.
For example, when I get on a bus, the first thing I do is to find a row that is empty. This is to avoid sitting with someone. The second thing I do is to find out which side the sun will be shining into more, to avoid getting too hot. And finally, I decide which seat would be the most comfortable one for me ( usually the one with a slight rise on the floor to be a nice footrest for shorter people)
However, if I get on a full bus and all the rows have at least one person on it, then I have to think about WHO I want to sit with. Do I want to sit beside that young teenager talking loudly on the phone? Do I want to sit beside that Asian girl sleeping with her head against the window? Do I want to sit beside that old gentleman in a suit?
I've always wondered how people choose their seats.
How is it that sometimes, the only seat left on the bus is the seat beside me, and still nobody would sit there, instead preffering to stand than to sit. Did they not notice it? Or did they just not want to sit with me because I was projecting some negative energy??

Perhaps I should do a survey, out of pure boredom, and ask people these questions.
Perhaps I should take up psychology....
Perhaps I should get something far more beneficial and important to do with my life than sitting around in my room pondering these problems. :D